#MI2 quotes

[Jessi]

<Soul> you should clean your gun more often. it just exploded
<Jade`> *flops*

[Exacerangutan]

[02/21 01:24:29] <Sparda> *** Okay. The Tunnel is filed with Genma.
[02/21 01:24:44] <Lucian> <Ramna> Goddamnit, pops.
[02/21 01:24:48] <Kula> <Izumi> GRANDPA
[02/21 01:24:51] <Dac> Panda shit, everywhere.

[gubaba]

<+Bakamoichigei> <Kaleido Ruby> "Hey, watch where your throwing him, lest I spay your ass you felonious feline fuckface!"

[gubaba]

<Sparda> <Loki> "If I save him, I'm doing my familial duty. And if I get killed, when then that means no one can steal Alexei's throne."
<Sparda> <Loki> "He likes dick."
<Soul> <Sachiko> "... That would be counterproductive if he couldn't have a heir."
<Lucian> <Sora> "..." *turns a bit pink*
<Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> "He's a very intimidating man, I'll say that, but I'm glad he's also kind."
<Bakamoichigei> <Kaleido Ruby> ".....well, son of a bitch, that's a good reason"
<Sparda> <Loki> "That's the official line, officiously, it's because he's the black sheep of the family."
<Sparda> <Loki> "It's bullshit. He should be King and pass on the title to Alexei's son later, or just abolish this antiquated backstabbing bullshit."
<Dac> <Belle-chan> "... Hey, I like my dick, too."
<Dac> <Belle-chan> "That's nothing to be ashamed of."
<Bakamoichigei> <Kaleido Ruby> ".........." *..patpats Belle u.u;*
<Sparda> <Loki> "No. He likes other people's dicks. He's gay."
<Awesome> <Aku> "He likes to have sex with men Hibiki."
<Dac> <Belle-chan> "..................... Ooooooooh."

[Sparda]

<+Soul> 5<7Katsuo5> 06::blub blub blub in her chest.6::
<@Aya> 4<7M14iyabi4> "......................................................................................."
<+Awesome> <4Mai> "...the is he doing in here?!" *sinks to her neck!*
<+Soul> 2<13Sachiko2> "....." 06::punches him out.6::
<+Soul> 5<7Katsuo5> x.x 06::mushroom cloud.6::
<+Dac> 13<4Belle-chan13> 6outside the poo, upside down on her head. "WHAT HAPPENED"
<+Dac> 13<4Belle-chan13> "ARE WE BEING ATTACKED?!"
<+Soul> 2<13Sachiko2> 06::picks him up and tosses him aside6::
<+Awesome> ...rofl
<@Aya> ...outside the poo?
<+Dac> ...pool
<+Dac> gkahgkasdg
<+Dac> FUCK< LDGKmlsdgh

[Excalibur]

(4:13) <Soul> rofl
(4:13) <Aya> hold
(4:13) <Sparda> ...poo
(4:13) <Aya> on
(4:13) <Aya> hold
(4:13) <Hiryuu> LOL
(4:13) <Lucian> smells like victory

just finishing the quote

[bakamoichigei]

<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> *seems to be having a quandry.. as she goes through several emotions and arguments for and against in her head* "Hey, you don't understand, we only have 1 billion people left where I come from. We NEED babies!"
<@Bakamoichigei> <Mouse of the North> "If your kingdom has one billion people in it ma'am I think you might have enough fertility o.o;"


<@Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> "Good. Then, there were whores."
<@Jade`> <Suzumura Riki> *Sweatdrops*
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> *hits him on the head* "Don't just say it like that!"
<@Exacerangutan> the title of bart's memoirs
<@Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> *Rubs his head and glares* "ANYWAYS we didn't like the whores. Not that there's anything wrong with whores; whores provide a valuable service to a society. Society needs whores. The problem is that they were kind of pushy and annoying, which we really don't like in whores."
<@Soul> <Katsuo> "Whores?!"
<@Jade`> <Suzumura Riki> "...You're focusing to much on this."
<@Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> "They're annoying!"
<@Exacerangutan> <Nikolai Yevtushenko> "Mh... I found zem kvite friendly, actually..." *scratches his jaw*
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> *is getting an angry shade of red*
<@Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> *Glare* "I don't like them, okay?"
<@Soul> <Katsuo> "An annoying whore... how would they be able to whore out if they annoy people?"
<@Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> "An agency, of course."
<@Soul> <Katsuo> "But would anyone ask for them?"
<@Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> "Well, yeah. They're annoying to us, but as I said they provide a valuable service to society."

[gubaba]

LOL wow. Bart. Wow.

[Excalibur]

(6:03) <Sparda> Hit location for both of them. ....reroll if it's head
(6:03) <Exacerangutan> ...
(6:03) <Exacerangutan> !hit body
(6:03) <Ryo-Ohki> Body Roll for Exacerangutan: 1d12: 1 (Head Shot: Varies, Usually Bad.)
(6:03) <Exacerangutan> hah
(6:03) <Kula> lol
(6:03) <Exacerangutan> !hit body
(6:03) <Ryo-Ohki> Body Roll for Exacerangutan: 1d12: 3 (Left Arm: Damages Left Arm.)
(6:03) <Jade`> !hit body
(6:03) <Ryo-Ohki> Body Roll for Jade`: 1d12: 12 (Critical Booster: Right in the junk.)
(6:03) <Jade`> ...
(6:03) <Soul> ...
(6:03) <Sparda> ....ok
(6:03) <Kula> lol
(6:03) <Sparda> reroll that too
(6:03) <Dac> so many nutshots
(6:03) <Exacerangutan> I knew one of us would get that
(6:03) <Jade`> !hit body
(6:03) <Ryo-Ohki> Body Roll for Jade`: 1d12: 12 (Critical Booster: Right in the junk.)
(6:03) <Soul> ...
(6:03) <Kula> LOL
(6:03) <Dac> gklhasdklg
(6:03) <Jade`> ..............
(6:03) <Sparda> ...
(6:03) * Soul claps
(6:03) <Exacerangutan> ...
(6:03) <Sparda> Okay
(6:03) <Sparda> Well
(6:03) <Atoli> lol!
(6:03) * Soul golf claps
(6:04) <Soul> well done
(6:04) <Soul> well done
(6:04) * Dac claps like the Rock

[Azuriyuu]

<@Slenderman> --Commercial Break--
<@Jade`> rofl
<@Slenderman> --Keiko and Riki need to perform advertisements for products--
<@Slenderman> --Best one wins--
<@Jade`> nope
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> Do you have pesky whores that come to your area, try this. *holds up an oversized Mallet* A Whore-begone! It's great for pent up stress too!
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> Do you have pesky whores that come to your area, try this. *holds up an oversized Mallet* A Whore-begone! It's great for pent up stress too!
<@Atoli> Sorry, couldn't resist. ^^
<@Slenderman> ...
<@Slenderman> so Keiko bangs pesky whores with her hammer.
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> I smash them!
<@Slenderman> so Keiko bangs pesky whores with her hammer, after getting them smashed.
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> Don't make break the freaking 4th wall! I WILL find you narrator!
<Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> What's your deal with whores?
<Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> They're an important element which has acted as a lubricant for every society.
<Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> A large scale society without whores doesn't function. Not because the society will collapse, but because someone will become a whore if there are enough people around. It's science.
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> Wanna know my deal?! *swings hammer wild and violently* Abortions! That's what! They support them more than most women! Got a problem with that?! *dangerous intimidating glare!*
<Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> *From a very tall object* They also support the proper use of birth control which is nessessary to make sure that there are no unwanted children so the wanted ones have more resources and can provide more to society.
<Azuriyuu> And so Keiko and Bartiel get into an OOC debate of the nessessity of prostitutes.
<@Jade`> <Suzumura Riki> ..I am just gonna stand over here
<Azuriyuu> In "unrelated" news, OOC-Bartiel was seen in the hospital being treated for massive bludgeoning injuries.
<@Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> Oh, you're dead! You're so freaking dead! *sd's and leaps unbelivably high, and the hammer grows inordinately large, as she hammers down on said tall object, smashing it down like a nail!*
<Azuriyuu> <Bartiel Onyx> Giant hammers designed for crushing sex-workers... MY ONE WEAKNESS
<@Atoli> lol!
<@Jade`> <Suzumura Riki> ...Man Keiko really * takes off sunglasses* Drove her point home"