#MI2 quotes

Memorable quotes from players and characters alike.
User avatar
Excalibur
Posts: 208
Joined: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:08 am
Location: United Kingdom

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by Excalibur »

<Enker> ...what the Jesus fuckpunch
User avatar
Radical
Posts: 57
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:06 am

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by Radical »

<@Kula> <Sagiko> ... god my senshi are awesome.
<@Kula> <Sagiko> *cries like the bear
I got the perfect steal. A cleaner love with a dirty feel, all right!
User avatar
Jessi
Posts: 76
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:00 am

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by Jessi »

<Sparda> Eventually, the Internet will develop sentient and Skynet will be born. Fortunately, unlike those Terminato movies, it will not be powered by a desire to wipe out humanity, but by porn, so it will do nthing but robo-jerkoff.
<Sparda> Terminator and nothing
<Loche> <Jach Swiftblade> "Right. I'll hit you up if I have questions. ...and I prolly will. Gotta get this thing beat!" *ticks off a light salute, and then bounds right off to the security room. NO MORE FUCKING AROUND. TIME TO GET SERIOUS.*
gubaba
Site Admin
Posts: 432
Joined: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:43 am
Location: earth
Contact:

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by gubaba »

<+Bakamoichigei> <Prae Shinra> "it damn well better be Takeo >:E, the last thing I need is someone asking me if my crotch makes 'Warks'"
<@Kula> <Setsuna> "............"
<@Kula> <Setsuna> . o O ( What the hell is a wark. )
<+Exacerangutan> <Takeo> "......." *sweatdrops* "...s...sou.."
<+`Citan> <Saejima Tatsuya> "............"
I shot my love today.. would you cry for me?
Image
Exacerangutan
Posts: 48
Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:51 am

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by Exacerangutan »

[07/24 16:04:35] <Soul> <Sachiko> ::a soft grunt escapes her lips as she strains herself, muscles tense as she forces her body to push off of the ground. her head hands a moment, taking in gasping breaths as sweat trickles along the curves of her body, the sun beating down on her as she does this out in the open. another heated breath, a quick lick of the lips, and she moves to lower back down to the ground very carefully, maintaining balance with the boulder set upon her back.::
[07/24 16:05:18] <Loche|Work> that's final day of infidelity week bait if I ever saw it
01[07/24 16:09:18] * Soul goes to type a part two
[07/24 16:14:53] <Soul> <Sachiko> ::her body quivers, straining as she tries to only lower her body to the ground so much, breasts pressing into the heated grass as she holds herself prone. letting out a gasp as it almost becomes too much for her, having been repeating this move all afternoon, she goes to roll her shoulders, dropping part of her body against the ground in submission and pushing the boulder into rolling off of her in an act of desperation. with the massive rock off of her, she goes to fall onto her back, letting out pant after gasp as she greedily breathes in the warm summer air. her tanned legs push against the ground for a moment, before simply going limp as she brings a hand to her face, muffling herself as she tries to collect herself. she is spent for the time being, unable to go on.::
[07/24 16:15:18] <Exacerangutan> ._.
[07/24 16:15:57] <Hiryuu> <Hien> All I saw was 'breasts'.
...
[07/24 16:25:13] <Chris-Portable> <Kia> *Walking up beside the sweating kunoichi, herself having just come back from a run, in a black sports-bra and white jogging shorts, sweat covering her blody and making her have quite a lustrous shine in the sun, and causing her hair to look a little spiked. She is still lightly panting from her run, chest heaving a small bit. She kneels down next to her, causing her leg muscles to flex some, and her legs shuddering some still reeling from the couple mile run. She smiles lsightly as she looks to Sachiko. "Good workout?" *She asks, offering a fresh bottle of cold water, and a clean white towel to wipe away some of the sweat Sachiko is drenched in*
[07/24 16:25:20] <Jessi> any extreme's not fine.. oooh, more infidelity week
[07/24 16:25:59] <Kvothe> the hell are all of you doing?
[07/24 16:27:37] <Soul> we're doing sexy posts of mediocre things, Jeff
[07/24 16:28:14] <Exacerangutan> definitely not sure I should join in on this from work
[07/24 16:28:49] <Soul> Paul would write a hate sexual post with Jackal if he could.
[07/24 16:29:00] <Chris-Portable> ...DO IT
[07/24 16:29:04] <Chris-Portable> PAUL DO IT PLS
...
[07/24 16:33:30] <Loche|Work> <Revision Two> *meanwhile, in the simulation room, happily busies herself by straddling a long body pillow full of red grapes and cherries, beads of sweat tracing over her skin and a blissful, almost detached smile over her face, red juices and liquid caked over her fists and spurted over her dress, mingling red on white as she rocks herself against the pillow in preparation for a fierce, unyielding punch. She shifts her plush hips with every stroke of her arm, punching the head of the pillow again and again merrily, dress clinging to her form and barely concealing any of her natural curves underneath as she exhales breathily, licking her lips as she sings contently to herself in a low, sultry voice as she works. "~o/ I'm~ Henry the Eighth, I am~ / Henry the Eighth, I am, I am~"
...
[07/24 16:36:05] <Kula> <Umino> *dominant, firm footsteps making way out of the furo with only a white, fluffed towel donned around his hips. This was probably one of the rare moments the young doctor wasn't wearing his finely tailored suit and a pair of spectacles pirched on the ridge of his nose. His dark-green hair was still spiked and wet from the recent bath~, a few droplets of the misty dew running down the valleys and slopes of his toned and muscled body -- his chest was like tempered iron.. and despite never going outside around the inn at least without something covering his hard frame... he seems to have a fine, healthy bronze over his skin. He brings a limb up and rubs the bridge of his nose with the back of an arm to clear some of the lingering moisture there; smoothly continuing to walk back for his room, each step making those oh-so-hard muscles tense and flex, a mechanical symphony of steel pumping and reving of a fine-tuned car. He really should have brought one of his terry-cloth robes to warm him up instead.. it was a little more sophisticated rather than this scrap of cloth settled just over the v-line of his hips.
[07/24 16:36:11] <Jessi> ROFL
[07/24 16:36:13] <Loche|Work> DESTROYED
[07/24 16:36:23] <Kvothe> LMAO
01[07/24 16:36:24] * Soul chokes
[07/24 16:36:26] <Soul> oh no
[07/24 16:36:59] <Loche|Work> there goes Dan's back
[07/24 16:37:13] <Soul> it hurts to laugh ;_;
...
[07/24 17:09:49] <Jessi> OKAY!
[07/24 17:09:50] <Jessi> I'm ready!
[07/24 17:10:00] <Jessi> <Mireya> *quietly walks into the area, closing the door softly behind her. She glances around anxiously, making sure no one else is there. Trying to calm her nerves, she places her hands on her hips, looping her fingers around the soft belt. She slides down to the knot at the end, and very, very carefully begins undoing the knot holding the belt in place.* . o O (I can't believe I'm <Jessi> about to do this..) *little tremors flow throughout her body and she completely pauses for a moment.* . o O (Why am I doing this again?) *she briefly questions her motives, then shakes her head.* . o O (Because, I must get over this fear... this fear of.. myself..) *gulping, she fully undoes the knot, and the belt falls apart. The silk robe the belt was holding together still hugs the woman's curvacious body, but is now parted through the front, showing her cleavage and tanned belly. Exhaling, she reaches up to grab the robe, and slowly peel it off of her body.* . o O (No turning back now... Just.. have to take the plunge.) With the robe completely off of her body, she stands there, shivering. Another moment of uncertaintly nearly overcomes her.. before she dives into the pool.*
01[07/24 17:11:05] * Loche|Work shoves his poker chips forward
[07/24 17:11:07] <Loche|Work> all in
...
[07/24 17:27:49] <Awesome> <Shiro> *sitting outside, he arched his head up to the bright sun that beamed down upon his toned, slender athletic body. Tight muscles flex over this limber body, sweat trickles from his brow, across his cheek and down his pectoral muscles as he rested his hand around the casing of the legume. He squeezed, gripped, and brushed his figners across the shell like he was touching the tender body of his own lover. He closed his eyes, thought of her...a smile cross his lips...then crack..he squeezed the shell and freed the soft tasty orbs that he so desired. He brought them to his lips..paused..inhaled the scent of the farm fresh snack. He ran his tounge over the sweet soft pearl before pressing it into his mouth, it danced on his tounge as he savored the taste...the delicious taste he desired and longed for. He enjoyed it for a brief moment more before he slowly chewed and pressed his teeth agaisnt the legume as it released a burst of flavor in his mouth. Like a vestal virgin who experienced her first lover...nothing could be more sweet*
01[07/24 17:28:05] * Awesome walks off
[07/24 17:28:38] <Jessi> ^ wins.
[07/24 17:29:48] <Soul> I'm not reading that
[07/24 17:29:53] <Hiryuu> This is what I thought of http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/ ... 40-360.jpg
...
[07/24 17:39:06] <Bakamoichigei> <Prae Shinra> *her pink hair cascaded down onto her shoulders as she nibbled lightly on a fingertip. She sat in concentration infront of her work, the glow of the monitor infront of her, she gasped with excitement as each new video brought about a massive release, an explosion that sent tingles down her spine, the latest in weapons technology showcasing the best missles to date. Her other hand rested upon her pussy, idly running her fingers along it. Her faithful toy Cait Sith had always brought a smile to her face, always reminding her of the man she loved. She heard his words softly in her head, telling her how proud he was of her and her advancements. She paused, if only for a moment, her delicate fingers working over the nub... scrolling down the page to view the next link. She paused, taking a moment... the temptations, the dangers... she brought about her desires, each time she pressed a button brought about by the gentle twitch of her finger. She revealed it all soon enough, laying bare with a smile on her face as she clicked a flag over the last mine... only one word could describe her feelings now... Satisified*
...
[07/24 18:14:51] <Exacerangutan> <Major "Jackal" Egret> *is in the gun room, firing single shots from her assault rifle at a target from on knee... the stock pressed firmly to her shoulder bucking against her body with each squeeze of the trigger, her bosom quivering with the intermittent shocks and heaving with the slow, deliberate breaths easing between her full lips, a single bead of perspiration caressing a path along the latte skin of her jaw. her frame was relaxed, yet poised, strong thighs supporting her body against the persistent, repeated thrusts of her rifle. her legs were a bipod, a scaffold, the roots of a mountain, the skirts of a GEV, tank treads. her arms were cranes, giant sequoias, Orbital Frames, a tank turret, the tank turret's motor assembly. her breasts were truck testicles on a main battle tank firing its main cannon.*
Exacerangutan
Posts: 48
Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:51 am

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by Exacerangutan »

[08/20 07:08:55] <Bakamoichigei> my hair is caught in my headset
[08/20 07:09:05] <Bakamoichigei> and not like, one strand or two.. like, an entire lock of hair
[08/20 07:13:50] * Jade` (~Jade@c-76-122-164-33.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined #MI2RPG
[08/20 07:13:57] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Jade`
[08/20 07:14:06] <Jade`> wee home
[08/20 07:14:16] <`Citan> WB
[08/20 07:14:28] <Jade`> ty
[08/20 07:14:52] <WallE> Wb Yade
[08/20 07:15:11] <Jade`> ty~
[08/20 07:15:21] <WallE> <Xander> *making some breakfast in the kitchen*
[08/20 07:15:57] <Bakamoichigei> wb
[08/20 07:17:19] <WallE> Is it just the tip Sean?
[08/20 07:18:16] <Bakamoichigei> no ;-;
[08/20 07:18:35] <Bakamoichigei> it's caught, good and hard and I have no clue how I'm getting it out
[08/20 07:19:32] <Jade`> ....
[08/20 07:19:43] <Exacerangutan> ...
[08/20 07:22:03] <Bakamoichigei> and if anyone says the words "cut it off" I'm gonna kill em, I'm proud of the length
[08/20 07:22:12] <WallE> Well...
[08/20 07:22:17] <WallE> you probably need to
[08/20 07:22:21] <`Citan> You might have to kill one of us, yeah
[08/20 07:22:26] <`Citan> See
[08/20 07:22:28] <WallE> espcially if you have it so caught up in there
[08/20 07:22:34] <`Citan> In the words of Bill D'hauterive
[08/20 07:22:38] <`Citan> It will grow back.
[08/20 07:22:44] <WallE> ^
[08/20 07:22:55] <Exacerangutan> that's what you get for not being more careful where you put it
[08/20 07:23:15] <`Citan> Doho
[08/20 07:24:25] <Bakamoichigei> grow back?!
[08/20 07:24:45] <Bakamoichigei> And Paul, it's not my fault, I was just kinda doin my thing and then I noticed, oh fuck I'm caught
[08/20 07:26:10] <Jade`> ....
User avatar
Jessi
Posts: 76
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:00 am

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by Jessi »

<Soul> <Star-Anus> PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
<Loche> <Iteration One> ...*yes.*
User avatar
bakamoichigei
Posts: 133
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:49 am

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by bakamoichigei »

<@Bakamoichigei> <Prae Shinra> "But the great hero needs her trusty steed"*giggling a bit*
<@Kvothe> <Zack> their is no sex going on!
<@Kula> <Aelos> "..Anyways.. ah. Perhaps after you speak with the Statesman he will be able to offer you something more. Your 'adventure' perhaps?"
<@Radical> <Vaelgir> If they try I will use one as a club to beat the other.
<@Kula> <Cordelia> admittedly i'll just think its a horse or something..
<@Kvothe> <Zack> "Sorry, i'm not a good steed Prae."
<@Radical> <Vaelgir> A shame Zack doesn't have his father's hair. He's make a wonderful spiked bat.
<@Exacerangutan> <Takeo> "..." *sighs and smiles a little* "...I chalk that up to.. youthful exuberance."
<@Bakamoichigei> <Prae Shinra> "but Venus said you'd be a good ride.."
<@Kula> <Cordelia> <s> Mister Vaelgir! I hear horses making weird sounds. I think they're sick.
<@Kula> ... wow
<@Exacerangutan> rofl
<@Kula> <Izumi> wow
<@Kvothe> <Zack> *blushs! "she said what?!"
<@Lucian`> <Ryosuke> Welp.
<@Exacerangutan> <Venus> *points* I'm over there, not involved.
Image
User avatar
ForteWally
Posts: 65
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:11 am

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by ForteWally »

Lucian` There are three groups who are equally to blame for the recent rash of bad spelling and grammar in America:
Lucian` 1) Schools, for not doing more to teach proper spelling and grammar
Lucian` 2) Parents, for not pushing harder for schools (or their kids) to do better
Lucian` 3) The people who misspel and use bad grammar and do nothing about trying to get better
Lucian` *misspell
Lucian` :(
Sparda isn't it ...
Sparda Yeah
Image
gubaba
Site Admin
Posts: 432
Joined: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:43 am
Location: earth
Contact:

Re: #MI2 quotes

Post by gubaba »

<@Sparda> cum *blasts Cordy
<@Kula> <Cordelia> "..!"
<@Sparda> hm
<+Awesome> ....
<+Loche> WOAH
<@Sparda> Welp
<+Exacerangutan> ...
<@Kula> .........
<+Loche> WOAH
<@Kula> wow
<+Loche> WOAH
<+Awesome> ROFLMAO
<+Loche> WOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWW
<@Kula> wow
I shot my love today.. would you cry for me?
Image
Post Reply